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Topic: Certified Nurses Aide

Related:
  Nurse    Certified  
  Aide    Certified Nurse Assistant  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale,  Hillary Clinton
Good point(s):Patient
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Housewife
Favorite TV show(s):ER,  MASH,  Anything on MTV
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Has cancer
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

We offer a One-Hour Service in which one of our Certified Nurse Aides or Personal Care Attendants assists with bathing and grooming.
Certified Nurse's Aide (CNA) Training Program.
And they hire certified nurse aides and others to do the work.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Working with each resident's private physician and our staff of professionally licensed nurses and certified nursing aides, the Medical Director reviews each resident's Plan of Care.
Our staff of highly trained and certified nurses, home health aides, certified nursing assistants, social workers and accredited rehabilitation therapists will come directly to a resident's apartment or out into the community.
Our service team of Registered Nurses, Licensed Practical Nurses, Certified Home Health Aides and Personal Care Aides is fully screened, bonded and insured.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Our CERTIFIED NURSE AIDES or PERSONAL CARE ATTENDANTS can assist with bathing, dressing and personal care.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Sub-Acute Unit is staffed by Nurses, Certified Nurse Aides and Aides to meet the physical needs of the patients.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

However, a literature search revealed nothing related to Home Care Aides or Certified Nurses Aides with grief and bereavement.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
shannon
2004-11-16 15:30:49
what is the roll of a certified nurses aide? Do they assist with all age groups?
From:
melinda
2005-03-01 16:07:25
is involuntary confinment aform of confiment?
From:
charlene adams
2005-05-05 12:56:14
how can a nurses aid get into a union?
From:
Samantha
2005-05-16 00:37:34
where do i found about training for CNAs?
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