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Topic: Nurse Aide

Related:
  Nurse    Aide  
  Registered Nurse    Certified Nurses Aide  
  School Nurse    Nurse Practitioner  
  Nurse Assistant    Nurse Education  
  Student Nurse    Nurse Jobs  
  Ask A Nurse    American Nurses Association  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale,  Hillary Clinton
Good point(s):Patient
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Housewife
Favorite TV show(s):ER,  MASH
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite movie(s):One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Starsign:Virgo
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Has cancer
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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John Fielding,
CEO

Nurses' aides, orderlies and attendants assist nurses in hospitals, nursing homes and other settings.
QMC's nurses are supported by a highly skilled support staff of aides and technicians.
A registered nurse was in charge of each shift, assisted by 4 LPNs and 8 aides and technicians.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are a Nurse staffing Agency, We will staff Nurses and Aides to Hospitals and Nursing homes on a as needed basis.
A nurse's aide who has completed an approved course of study and passed the certification exam.
The nurses, therapists and home health aides providing in-home care have received training and state certification in their respective fields.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Red Cross Nurse's Aides couldn't be sent overseas, thus creating a wartime shortage of nurses.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Nurses' aides scurried about with trays of food or wheeled patients in and out of the dining room.
Even with help from other family members and assistance from nurses and nurses aides the primary care giver will spend at least 9 hours a day caring for you.
Plus, the nurses and nurse aides they hire often have little or no training in nursing home care.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Are trained nurse aides and orderlies on duty in homes providing nursing care?
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A nurse's aide was fired after her medical records for a work-related injury showed that she was regularly smoking marijuana.
 
 
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From:
Fawnda
2005-02-19 18:57:40
how much do certified nurses aides make?
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