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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Rite Aide

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

SUV

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver

Favorite author(s):

Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite food(s):

Ice cream, Vegetarian

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder

Favorite movie(s):

Shawshank Redemption, West Side Story, An Affair to Remember

Favorite computer game(s):

Diablo, Grand Theft Auto

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis

Favorite destination(s):

Ireland, Ireland

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

We are in the same center as Firestone, Rite-Aide, Allfirst, and Baskin Robbins.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Next to Fontaine Blue Catering in the same center as Firestone, Rite-Aide, Allfirst and Baskin Robbins From the DMV, 695 and Baltimore.

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