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Topic: AIM away messages

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Edmund Hillary

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Buffy the Vamipre Slayer, The Ozbournes

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper, StarCraft, Hacking

Likes to wear:

fcuk

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Sending greeting cards

Listens to:

Buddy Holly, Christina Aguilera

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Joining the WWF

Favorite time of year:

Christmas, Ramadan

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Away messages for you to use on such services as AOL, AIM, and ICQ.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Away messages are about all AIM does for me, "no trouble, simple, non-intrusive.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

AIM icons buddy icons aol instant messenger away messages aim.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was about to go to bed just now, but decided I d read a few AIM away messages first.

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