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Topic: Air Conditioner

Related:
  Conditioner    Air  
  Air Force    Room Air Conditioners  
  Air Conditioning    Clean Air  
  Heating and Air    Central Air Conditioner  
  Window Air Conditioner    Air Flight  
  Portable Air Conditioner    Fresh Air  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:James Watt
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  Vacuum cleaner,  Stereo system
Currently has on their coffee table:Remote Control
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Janitor,  Truck driver
Favorite body part(s):Hair
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Afro,  Vinyl
Favorite time of year:Winter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Although air conditioners are complex, there are some things that a homeowner can do to maintain peak system efficiency.
If air conditioners are ran during the day, you risk burning them out and you will be charged the full value of each air conditioner, plus installation fees for any damages you may cause.
John Fielding,
CEO

Air conditioners are available with higher efficiency ratings, but the climate in northern Ohio doesn’t currently produce operating energy savings that will justify the additional cost of these units.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

AIR CONDITIONERS: Air conditioners may be provided at no additional cost as long as you hereby agree that you shall not operate such air conditioners between the hours of 10am and 5pm.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Air conditioners were actually hooked up to thc actors to cool them down during performances.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Slim air conditioners and heat pumps are designed to solve cooling and heating problems that other systems have never addressed, specifically spot or zone cooling and heating especially in retrofit situations.
Vents from air conditioners and heating systems are often the unsuspected culprits in creating a dripping candle.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Newer portable air conditioners are available which sit in a room and exhaust directly to the exterior through a small slot created by a raised window sash.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Most air conditioners use tremendous amounts of energy, and many use coolants which are damaging to the stratospheric ozone layer.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

These air conditioners are designed specifically for cooling electronic enclosures and can be used for both indoor and outdoor applications.
The air conditioners are designed specifically for cooling electronic enclosures and can be used for both indoor and outdoor applications.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Since air conditioners extract moisture from the air they may cause some drying of the protective mucous blanket in the nose and predispose to infection.
 
 
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