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Topic: Air Conditioning Units

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

James Watt

Favorite possession(s):

Gas oven, House, Vacuum cleaner

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs

Favorite animal(s):

Turtle, Snake, Lizard

Favorite computer game(s):

Age of Empires

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree, Owning their own trailer

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"[Carving a canoe] isn't that hard, Tim. You just take a big block of wood and chip away everything that's not a canoe." - Wilson, Home Improvement
"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Air-conditioning units are provided in each bedroom but are seldom required, as cooling breezes waft through the villa day and night.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

All units are modern and fully decorated and have double glazed windows, central heating and some air conditioning.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

QPH is qualified to install boilers and air conditioning from small residential to large commercial units as well as a multitude of other systems.
Air Conditioning / heating units are particularly suited to heating and cooling conservatories or extensions.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

New air-conditioning units are in place along with combination radio-CD players and alarm clocks.
The air conditioning system comprises 2 roof-mounted compact units located one at each coach end.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Regular air conditioning units and more expensive but more versatile Carrier ductless mini split systems are available.
Air conditioning units are brand name.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Air turnover units have become the preference for conditioning air in large buildings such as warehouses, manufacturing facilities and distribution centers.
All air conditioning units are rated in BTU, or British Thermal Unit, which is a unit of measure.
Red Dot air conditioning units live up to that commitment by furnishing systems that have been individually tested to withstand the rigors of your working environment.

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