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In the News - 9 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Fighter Aircraft

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Gun

Most admires:

Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat

Personality:

Brave

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, Soldier, Astronaut

Favorite body part(s):

Fists

Interest(s):

Aviation

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Favorite sport(s):

Boxing, Hang gliding

Favorite movie(s):

Dr Strangelove, Independence Day, Airplane

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Listens to:

Nirvana

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

It was already becoming clear from early RAF bomber operations that the aircraft undertaking these duties were no match for the Luftwaffe fighters and the theory of the self defending bomber operating in daylight without fighter escort was not viable.
It was the first time that British military aircraft have exercised with the air force of this former Warsaw Pact country, and saw the Jaguars flying with Bulgarian MiG fighters and Sukhoi attack aircraft.
On 2 recent occasions when attacking Hannover his aircraft has been damaged in encounters with enemy fighters but each time he has skilfully out-manoeuvred the attackers and afterwards flown his bomber to base.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The pod is particularly suitable for use on helicopters to provide heavy suppressive fire and on the lighter fixed wing fighters and reconnaissance aircraft for ground attack and counter insurgency roles.
When the IAF fighters closed in to identify and signal the intruding Pakistani aircraft to force it to land at an Indian base, the Pakistani aircraft acted in a hostile manner by turning into our fighter.
The Aircraft themselves are not assigned to the team, but are actual operational fighters from the 33rd Fighter Wing at Eglin Air Force Base, Florida.

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