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Topic: Virgin Atlantic Airlines

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Emperor Hirohito

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Baseball cap

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post, Lonely Planet guide

Interest(s):

Travelling, Aviation

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, Mail carrier

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Listens to:

REM, Creed

Favorite destination(s):

Singapore, India, Thailand

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

I flew out to Newark Airport in December 2000, returning in January 2001, on a Continental Airlines partner flight with Virgin Atlantic.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Virgin Atlantic Airlines - Destinations are Athens, USA, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Kuala Lumpur, Australia and Johannesburg.
God bless Virgin Atlantic Airlines for all the diversions they provide on an 11 hour flight.

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