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Topic: United Airlines

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Baseball cap
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Mail carrier,  Astronaut
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Interest(s):Aviation,  Travelling
Favorite movie(s):Airplane
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite sport(s):Hang gliding
Favorite destination(s):Singapore,  India,  Pakistan
Listens to:Creed
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The United Airlines mechanics union yesterday voted not to accept a 7% wage cut and help the airline stave off bankruptcy.
John Fielding,
CEO

United Airlines has significantly cut jobs and flights to get a restructuring plan approved that would give them much needed loan guarantees.
United Airlines also recently announced a new labor contract with the Aircraft Mechanics represented by the International Association of Machinists and Airline Workers Union.
United Airlines is the second major carrier to declare bankruptcy this year, following US Airways’ filing in August.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

United Airlines was sponsored by the US Department of Defense to write a comprehensive document on the relationships between Maintenance, Reliability and Safety.
Working with United Airlines management we gathered the information needed to communicate the complex functions of this group.
United Airlines has provided the following additional information relating to United Flights 93 and 175.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Airlines like United are getting smarter about offering discount fares on the Internet.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

United Airlines will become the first airline to offer booking and ticketing on a global basis through any wireless enabled PDA.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

United Airlines is offering a 10% discount off coach fares, and a 5% discount off the lowest available super-saver fares.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Seaborne Airlines is a flag air carrier operating scheduled service and air tours in the United States Virgin Islands.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

United Airlines, in which the nation's highest court ruled that people with correctable disabilities were not protected by the disabilities act.
 
 
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