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In the News - 31 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Chicago Midway Airport

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Kofi Annan, Evita

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, President of the United States, Bus Driver

Favorite actor(s):

Jerry Seinfeld

Interest(s):

Aviation, Travelling, The weather weather's

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite destination(s):

California, Indonesia

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite political figure(s):

Cecil Rhodes

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"A man is known by the company he keeps"

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Examining the placement of the machines at Chicago's O'Hare and Midway Airports, scientists found that 49 AEDS were put on walls in June of 1999, as well as in parking facilities.
Chicago Airport System HeartSave Project at O'Hare and Midway airports have demonstrated how well this works.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Produced by the City of Chicago's Department of Aviation, this web site has been developed to inform individuals and the communities living near the O'Hare and Midway Airports of the City's ongoing efforts to ensure noise mitigation.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Oak Park is equi-distant between Chicago's O'Hare and Midway Airports and is centrally-located to downtown Chicago and outlying business centers such as Oak Brook and Schaumburg.
Located at Chicago's doorstep and within easy reach of both O'Hare International and Midway Airports, Pheasant Run Resort is set on 250 beautiful, rolling acres in historic St.
Just 20 minutes from Chicago's O'Hare and Midway airports and only 25 minutes from Chicago's loop, southwest suburban Hinsdale's new Salbute restaurant has become the latest dining sensation.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Chicago limousine service, airport, wedding, concert limos for downtown, loop, chicago suburbs, O'Hare, Mitchell Field, Midway Airport - Hinsdale United Limousine Service, Inc.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Close to the city's major attractions, the hotel is ideally situated for both the business and leisure traveler and is 12 miles from O'Hare Airport and nine miles from Chicago Midway Airport.
Reliable daily shuttle bus service to and from Chicago's O'Hare and Midway Airports is provided by Bluebird Charter Coach.
Harsh Winter Weather Creates Off-the-Road Rage " The story tells of airport police at Chicago's Midway Airport being called to calm tempers as passengers complained they were not able to get to the terminal gate.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

In a study published in a recent Annals of Internal Medicine , researchers at the University of Texas Southwestern cited the results of public access defibrillation programs at Chicago's O'Hare International and Midway airports.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

A TWA Constellation crashed in a corn field shortly after takeoff from Chicago's Midway Airport killing all 78 people on board.

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