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Topic: O'Hare International Airport

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Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Terrorist, Astronaut

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Shopping

Interest(s):

Aviation, Travelling, The weather weather's

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity, PacMan, Space Invaders

Favorite destination(s):

California, Hong Kong

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

We are conveniently located 2 miles west of Chicago's O'Hare International Airport in Wood Dale, Illinois.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Rosemont is conveniently located adjacent to Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, and 17 miles from downtown Chicago.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our communities are convenient to Chicago's O'Hare International Airport and the Illinois Tollway and Interstate systems.
Chicago's O'Hare International Airport was the first public place nationwide to make defibrillators accessible to the public.
Chicago's o'hare international airport reported an all time record low temperature of 27 degrees below zero.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Follow a family through Chicago's O'Hare International Airport en route to visit their grandmother.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Chicago's O'Hare International Airport sells more than 2 million hot dogs a year.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

This has led to at least two near-misses at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport and a steady increase in incidents of planes moving inadvertently onto runway space assigned to other aircraft.
A Lufthansa flight made an emergency landing at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport after a bomb threat was made against it.
Chicago's O'Hare International Airport is located 50 miles to the south.

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