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Topic: Tampa Airport

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, Bus Driver

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite book(s):

The Guinness Book of Records

Interest(s):

Aviation, Travelling, Real estate

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite sport(s):

Golf

Listens to:

N Sync

Favorite destination(s):

Florida, California

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

From Tampa International Airport follow signs to 275 South to St.

John Fielding,
CEO

Tampa International Airport (TPA) , is 40 miles north of the Bradenton Area and is served by most major airline carriers and rental car companies.
Retail sales rise at Tampa International and other airports as visitors linger longer.
The Tampa International Airport services all major carriers and is just a 15-minute drive from the hotel.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

International Airports in Tampa and Orlando are easily accessible.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Tampa International Airport is only 90 miles north and a 1-1/2 to 2-hour drive away.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Being a convenient destination serviced by Southwest Florida International and Naples airports with Miami Tampa and Orlando within easy driving distance.
There are also kiosks located outside of Tampa International Airport Baggage Claim to make arrangements.
Nearby airports are Tampa (TPA) and St.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Tampa International Airport is located just five miles west of downtown Tampa on the east shore of Tampa Bay.
Tampa International Airport, served by several major airlines, is only 35 miles away.
Excellent international airports are about an hour away in either direction--west to Tampa or east to Orlando.

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