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Topic: Airways

Related:
  British Airways    US Airways  
  American Airways    British Airways flight  
  South African Airways    World Airways  
  Thai Airways    Airways Continental  
  Bangkok Airways    Airways Delta  
  Jet Airways    Olympic Airways  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Personality:Nervous,  Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Terrorist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping
Interest(s):Aviation,  Travelling
Favorite sport(s):Hang gliding
Listens to:REM
Favorite destination(s):Thailand
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Airways International has extensive experience in developing quality assurance programmes and audits.
US Airways approached the Machinists Union in May 2002 seeking amendments to its current collective bargaining agreements to aid its restructuring efforts.
We are serving 32 foreign airways and cooperating with a lot of related representatives and tourism companies in the aviation sector.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

As British Airways are still making profits on the backs of asylum seekers, demonstrations to stop the deportations are continuing.
John Fielding,
CEO

Airways Direct LTD is a highly experienced company in the airport transfers and chauffeur industries providing a reliable, luxurious and highly competitive service for both private individuals and the business community.
British Airways said it has achieved 350 million in annualized cost savings against a target of 450 million by March 2003.
US Airways received a boost to its restructuring plans on Friday when three groups of workers voted to accept cutbacks as the airline battles to emerge from bankruptcy protection.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Airways narrowing is usually caused by a combination of muscle spasm in the walls of the airways, asthma information , and inflammation leading to swelling and excessive secretion of mucus.
Airways narrowing is usually caused by a combination of asthma allergies muscle spasm in the walls of the airways, and inflammation leading to swelling and excessive secretion of mucus.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

British Airways operate four flights a day to London Gatwick connecting to over 116 worldwide destinations.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

SMARG are currently investigating the various mechanisms underlying the inflammatory effects of ozone on human airways and testing the hypothesis that vitamins protect us from the adverse effects of these pollutants.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

British Airways plans to equip all of its fleet with active Noise Guard headsets from the German manufacturer Sennheiser.
 
 
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