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Topic: Al Gore

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Al Gore,  George W Bush,  Hillary Clinton
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Politics:Democrat,  Republican,  Conservative
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite book(s):"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
Favorite great leader(s):Franklin Delano Roosevelt,  Tony Blair
Interest(s):Politics
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Membership(s):Natural Law Party
Favorite quote(s):"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In Al Gore's August 4 op-ed in the New York Times , "Broken Promises and Political Deception," the former vice president forgets to mention our war with militant Islamists.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Al Gores Pussy Shop is full of willing whores for your fucking pleasure.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Please explain Al Gore's role in CLIPPER and inside the Inter-Agency Working Group for encryption.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The foundations for reinventing government and alliance building were laid in 1994 with Vice President Al Gore's mandates for Federal Lab Reviews and other examinations of the roles and missions for the nation's more than 700 government labs.
He was also awarded vice president Al Gore's National Performance Review in 1996 for his work in energy efficiency and building automation for the U.
presidential candidate Al Gore's plan for education in the United States would increase the federal involvement in education significantly.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

When Al Gore's son is ticketed for going five miles an hour over the speed limit, the corporate-owned cruds spew their spittle about "law-breaking liberals.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

That is the first phase only; a second phase is already being considered: elimination altogether of the use of fossil fuels, which would fulfill Al Gore's dream to eliminate the internal combustion engine.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Certainly Al Gore's picking an anti Christ orthodox Jew as his running mate, (whose picture appeared on the cover of "TIME MAGAZINE", August 21st, under the title "An act of CHUTZPAH" which in Yiddish means "to show extreme audacity", and which in this case was meant as a sign of their approval.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Therefore, Al Gore's basic premise that every vote should be counted through a manual recount was accepted by a majority of the Supreme Court, but his hopes for the presidency were dashed by one key vote: a member of the U.
It took Al Gore's tie-breaking vote in the Senate to overcome unanimous Republican opposition to deficit reduction.
Supreme Court ruled against Democrat Al Gore's call to recount votes in the pivotal state of Florida.
 
 
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