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Topic: Al Qaeda

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Osama Bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  Yasser Arafat
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post
Religion(s):Muslim
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  Spy,  President of the United States
Favorite great leader(s):Gamal Nasser
Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Likes to wear:Burqa
Favorite destination(s):Arabia,  Baghdad,  Israel
Favorite time of year:Ramadan
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite political figure(s):Anwar Sadat
Favorite quote(s):"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"A man is known by the company he keeps"
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

He helped create Global Relief, which the federal government says has received substantial funding from a suspected financier of Al Qaeda's worldwide efforts.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Taliban and Al Qaeda, emboldened by their triumph over the Soviet Union, then began a struggle against the United States and other countries that they believed were preventing the creation of true Islamic government throughout the Near East.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Al-Qaeda's presence was strongest in the rough Northern part of Albania and they were particularly active in the time of the corrupt Berisha government.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Al Saoub is charged with conspiracy to levy war against the United States, provide material support and resources to al Qaeda, contribute services to al Qaeda and the Taliban, and possessing firearms in furtherance of crimes of violence.
But am I correct, sir, that it was your position 12 personally and al Qaeda's position that if enough Americans 13 were killed they would stop bombing Iraq?
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

What is missing is a debate about whether the war against Al Qaeda had to be a war against the Taliban, fought on Afghanistan's already bloody soil.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

It is important that we understand that many of the teachings and beliefs of Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda are not the beliefs and principles taught in the Holy Quran (Koran) of Islam.
When al Qaeda went to the Sudan, did you bring anything 5 from Pakistan or Afghanistan with you to the Sudan?
An Al Qaeda spokesman performs his special bin Laden math to show that Allah supports the murder of millions, including two million children.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

On my orders, the United States military has begun strikes against al Qaeda terrorist training camps and military installations of the Taliban regime in Afghanistan.
Marines in Kuwait; the Moscow theater takeover; and the Bali nightclub bombing, Bin Laden confirms that Al Qaeda's ability to conduct a catastrophic attack on the scale of Sept.
The United States is investigating new intelligence reports of contacts between Pakistani nuclear weapons scientists and the Taliban or the terrorist network Al Qaeda, according to Pakistani and U.
 
 
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