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Topic: Hunting in Alabama for Deer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Laurel & Hardy, Walt Disney, Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Gun, Mace

Favorite author(s):

Graham Greene

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching

Favorite cartoon character(s):

Bugs Bunny

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf, Tiger, Tiger

Favorite royal(s):

King Shaka Zulu

Favorite sport(s):

Hunting, Fishing, Bowling

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum

Favorite philosopher(s):

Rousseau

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Membership(s):

National Rifle Association

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Stone Cattle and Hunting offers excellent deer and turky hunting in the Alabama blackbelt.
QUICK DROP Hunting, while in the heart of deer country, is only a short drive from Montgomery, Alabama's capital.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The Horn Swamp Online Whitetail Deer, Wild Turkey, and Hog Hunting from south Alabama's Horn Swamp.
Morgan Academy Deer Hunt offers excellent trophy whitetail deer hunting in Central Alabama.
Whitetail deer hunting in Alabama's prime BlackBelt habitat.

User Talk

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