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Topic: Alabama State Department of Education

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Intelligence:

Genius

Politics:

Democrat

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Nurse, Bus Driver

Education:

Post-graduate, Elementary school

Favorite TV show(s):

Anne of Green Gables

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Interest(s):

Business, Computers, Origami

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Clair County School system serves those students who meet the guidelines set forth by the Alabama State Department of Education for eligibility in the gifted program.
The Alabama State Department of Education recognizes that students may be at-risk due to situations, circumstances, and /or conditions (e.
For questions about requirements for certification, call the Alabama State Department of Education at (334) 242-9977.

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