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In the News - 9 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Alabama Department of Public Safety

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Saddam Hussein, Matt Druge

People talk about their ..:

Confronting nature

Good point(s):

Remorseful

Personality:

Insane

Favorite movie(s):

Erin Brockovich, 12 Angry Men

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver, Tax Collector

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Being nude in public

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite TV show(s):

Judge Judy, America's Most Wanted

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"A man is known by the company he keeps"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Alabama Public Service Commission (APSC) and the Department of Transportation (DOT) regulate the proper insurance and safety inspections on vehicles and drivers.
The Department of Public Safety will provide blind residents of Alabama a non-driver identification card upon application.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

The Plaintiffs are attempting to require the Alabama Department of Public Safety to conform to the Plaintiffs' religious beliefs.

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