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Topic: Alameda County Superior Court

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Tax Collector, Lawyer, Prison Guard

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Thomas Owens,
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Finlay Boag introduced Alameda County Court Commissioner, David Krashna, who is a candidate for Superior Court Judge.
The case had been filed as a class-action suit in the superior court of Alameda County in September 1989.
Neither man showed any emotion while Alameda County Superior Court Judge Mind Chin read their sentences.

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