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Topic: Los Alamos National Laboratory

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Thomas Edison,  Albert Einstein
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Analytical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Spy
Education:Post-graduate
Interest(s):Physics,  Chemistry,  Maths
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Marie Curie,  Arthur C Clarke
Favorite destination(s):Mexico,  The Moon
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This was the password of choice at the Los Alamos National Laboratory, as reported by a government official who had been assessing computer security there, following reports of security irregularities with computer files by researcher Wen Ho Lee.
National Laboratory partners at Oak Ridge, Los Alamos, and Pacific Northwest allow use of their facilities for Kenan Center studies, and industrial members such as Thar Designs provide financial support and guidance.
Los Alamos National Laboratory's ( LANL's ) Resource and Recovery Conservation Act ( RCRA ) permit is up for renewal in this fall of 2001.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Researchers working at the Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico have developed what they claim is an environmentally friendly engine with no moving parts that is powered by sound waves.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Then there was the botched investigation of Wen Ho Lee, the Los Alamos National Laboratory scientist accused of 59 criminal counts and held for nine months in solitary confinement.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The Los Alamos National Laboratory Medal, instituted in 2001, is the highest honor the Laboratory can bestow on an individual or small group.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Los Alamos National Laboratory researchers discovered in 1997 that alpha particles emitted by radon do not have to hit the nucleus of a cell to damage the cell's DNA, which resides in the nucleus.
Los Alamos National Laboratory E-Print Archives E-prints in physics, mathematics, non-linear sciences, and computational linguistics.
In Los Alamos, NM, at a national laboratory known for its atomic energy research activity, they are exploring the function of the brain with a technique called tone mapping.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Sandia, Los Alamos, and Livermore National Laboratories were consulted or prepared reports on the danger of chemical fallout from the bombings.
Los Alamos National Laboratory's Nonproliferation and International Security (NIS) Division was established in the fall of 1993 to respond to the continuing proliferation threat.
We are proud to have delivered both the entire compliment of capacitor charging supplies for the Los Alamos National Laboratory ATLAS program and for the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories NIF program.
 
 
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