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Topic: Los Alamos

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  Los Angeles    Los Alamos National Laboratory  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Albert Einstein
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Dream job(s):Spy
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):1940s
Interest(s):Physics,  Chemistry,  Maths
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Marie Curie,  Albert Einstein
Favorite destination(s):Mexico,  The Moon
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Welcome to the Los Alamos Public School District The goal of Los Alamos Public Schools is to ensure each student has met the district standards and graduates with the skills and knowledge required to be a productive member of society.
Although Los Alamos does not lobby, it does play an important role in responding to governmental inquiries from all levels about legislative measures and budgets dealing with scientific issues.
Los Alamos and Sandia National Laboratories are susceptible to federal budget cutbacks and continue to pursue nondefense collaborations with the private sector.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Sam flew to Los Alamos to get a briefing on the alien spacecraft which crashed in Nevada several months before.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

It was undisputed that Los Alamos scientist Wen Ho Lee had copied certain computer tapes and that they contained information related to building nuclear weapons.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Missing Los Alamos Hard Drives Found On Ebay The hard drives containing nuclear secrets from the Los Alamos National Laboratory were discovered on the online auction site eBay.
The individual nodes were purchased from Carrera Computers and delivered to Los Alamos on April 10 completely assembled with the operating system already installed and configured.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The Los Alamos National Laboratory researchers discovered in 1997 that alpha particles emitted by radon do not have to hit the nucleus of a cell to damage the cell's DNA, which resides in the nucleus.
Applications * Los Alamos and Silicon Graphics are coupling its advances in nuclear weapons simulations with new predictive capabilities in such scientific areas as the modeling of global climate, wildfire, disease epidemics and transportation as well as electric power.
Los Alamos Neutron Science Center (LANSCE) LANSCE produces intense sources of pulsed spallation neutrons, which provide the United States scientific community with the capability to perform experiments that support national security and civilian research.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Sandia, Los Alamos, and Livermore National Laboratories were consulted or prepared reports on the danger of chemical fallout from the bombings.
Los Alamos, and Sandia, are designated as suppliers for the Iraqi arms programs for A, B, and C-weapons as well as for rockets.
 
 
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