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Topic: Car Alarm

Related:
  Car    Alarm  
  New Car    Car Rental  
  Car and Driver    Race Car  
  Car Driving    S Car  
  Car of the Year    Car Club  
  Car Make    Used Car  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Wiretap kit,  Motorcycle
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Truck driver
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Karaoke
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite computer game(s):Grand Theft Auto
Likes to wear:Digital watch,  Vinyl
Favorite movie(s):Airplane
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Favorite online activity(s):Finding ringtones for their phone
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"A leopard can't change his spots"
 
 
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Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

These were normally activated by vibration, which gave a lot of youths a great deal of fun as they spent their evenings slapping the side of cars and watching the results as owners and annoyed neighbours frequently came to blows over the alarms going off for "no reason at all.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Alarms supplied and fitted to suit all customer requirements on all cars and vans.
The 5000bhp top fuel dragster set off a few car alarms by literealy shaking the ground it stood on.
The range for remote controls for car alarms can be extended by placing them under your chin and concentrating when pressing the button.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Car Security Alarms, car alarm s , Home Alarms, Car immobilisers, Home and Car security systems, wired and wireless security alarms, For all of your home or business security needs.
The system is car alarms continually armed by creating an open ignition circuit auto accessories that disables the patented Solenoid Module at the pedal locks starter.
Unlike car alarms which simply produce a loud noise, the Car Safe deters thieves from stealing your valuable items by placing a credible physical barrier between them and your belongings.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Rhino Car Alarms We are resellers of the well-known Rhino Car Alarms.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

For Heydon, the screams of car alarms were the death cries of charred victims.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
 
 
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