Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Home Security Alarms

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Laurel & Hardy

Favorite possession(s):

Mace, Wiretap kit, Motorcycle

Dream job(s):

Spy, Private Detective, Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite movie(s):

Airplane

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Downloading porn

Favorite quote(s):

"A leopard can't change his spots"
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Thousands of homes and other commercial establishments have installed a variety of security alarms.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Reliable Alarms offers complete security packages for Home and Business.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Canadian Security Alarms offers hard-wired and wireless systems, closed circuit TV, home automation products.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Security lighting can also be connected to Burglar Alarms , when a burglar alarm activates it can be set to turn on outside lighting automatically around your home or business.
Security Systems : Home security systems, Burglar alarms and wireless security systems.
Wireless portable burglar alarms provide economical home security.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Home Security Alarms, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.