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Topic: Personal Alarm

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Wiretap kit,  Motorcycle
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Spy
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Computers
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking
Favorite movie(s):Airplane
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn,  Chatting on ICQ,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Membership(s):Amnesty International
Favorite quote(s):"A leopard can't change his spots"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Personal safety alarms are being handed out to the schools for use by vulnerable students.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Personal Alarms - USA based [Many items not legal to possess in U.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Personal glucose alert alarms can be set and an alarm will automatically sound if glucose levels are too high, too low, or decline rapidly.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

All Personal security alarms fit easily into a coat pocket, handbag or briefcase and are ideal wherever there may be a risk of mugging, assault or attempted rape.
All personal attack alarms fit easily into a coat pocket, handbag or briefcase and are ideal wherever there may be a risk of mugging, assault or attempted rape.
All Personal Alarms fit easily into a coat pocket, handbag or briefcase and are ideal wherever there may be a risk of mugging, assault or attempted rape.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Girls working the streets have also been issued personal attack alarms and leaflets offering practical safety advice.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Staff Defenders aerosol personal attack alarms function for about 3 minutes of continuous use.
In 1949 firemen were now allowed to use blue lights on their personal vehicles for response to fire alarms.
Staff Defenders aerosol personal alarms function for about 3 minutes of continuous use.
 
 
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