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Topic: New Album Release

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Eminem, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears

Currently has on their coffee table:

Rolling Stone magazine

Dream job(s):

Favorite era(s):

1970s

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Hip hop gear

Favorite movie(s):

8 mile

Listens to:

N Sync, Everclear, Janet Jackson

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Her albums, which she has continued to release at the rate of one a year for a career total of 49, have consistently sold two million plus for each new release.
The new album is expected to be completed by the end of July with the release date to be announced.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Gadfly recently unveiled their Spring 2000 releases and topping the list is a new studio album from producer and singer-songwriter wiz Don Dixon entitled The Invisible Man.
A recording deal with BMG Ariola had secured the release of Mezzoforte albums in the USA and early 1987 the band started to make an album aimed at this new market.
The album combines two earlier releases Dub Like Wildfire and New Dimension Dub for twenty tracks of mind drifting tempos best heard in a smokey room.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Youth of Killing Joke fame releases a new album project Dub Trees the album is - Nature never did betray the heart that loved her.

User Talk

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