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Topic: Alcohol Consumption

Related:
  Consumption    Alcohol  
  Alcohol and Drug    Alcohol Abuse  
  Alcohol and Drug Abuse    Effects of Alcohol  
  Alcohol Treatment    Alcohol and Drug Addiction  
  Drinking alcohol    Alcohol Law  
  Drink Alcohol    Alcohol Beverage  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Easily addicted,  Nervous
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Interest(s):Sex education
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Tea
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Statement of Attainment in Responsible Service of Alcohol This course provides participants with the skills and knowledge needed to serve alcohol in a responsible manner according to relevant NSW liquor legislation and to explain the problems associated with excessive consumption of alcohol.
It is well documented that death, ill health, social disruption and economic loss result from excessive alcohol consumption and that this is in proportion to its relative cost and availability.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Behaviours such as smoking, excessive alcohol consumption, unhealthy diet and low levels of physical activity play a key role in increasing the risk of a range of conditions including coronary heart disease, stroke and cancers.
There is some speculation at this time that smoking, a high fat diet, and alcohol consumption (greater than 3 drinks per week) may be associated with a higher risk of breast disease.
Studies are looking at smoking cessation, use of dietary supplements, use of aspirin or similar medicines, decreased alcohol consumption, and increased physical activity to see if these can prevent colorectal cancer.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

If insomnia is associated with excessive coffee, tea or alcohol use, eliminating or limiting their consumption may improve symptoms.
Other causes include eating poisonous food, excessive alcohol consumption, and germs from poisons that adhere somewhere in a weak body part where it grows to become cancer.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

In the Netherlands, alcohol and tobacco are regarded as stimulants rather than drugs and although restrictions are placed on their sale, it is left up to the individual to avoid addiction, However, schools devote considerable attention to the risks involved in smoking and excessive consumption of alcohol.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Alcohol and tobacco consumption as risk factors for Alzheimer's disease: a collaborative re-analysis of case-control studies.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Whereas excessive alcohol or drug consumption is inherent in the careless driving offence, there is a wider variation in the level of culpability in offences of causing death by dangerous driving.
Consumption of alcohol and drunken behaviour is not acceptable and your representative reserves the right to refuse boarding of the vehicle or travel for these reasons or for abusive language and behaviour and possession or the taking of drugs.
 
 
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