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Topic: Drink Alcohol

Related:
  Drink    Alcohol  
  Alcohol and Drug    Food and Drink  
  Alcohol Abuse    Soft Drinks  
  Bar Drinks    Alcohol and Drug Abuse  
  Make sure you drink    Coffee Drinks  
  Alcohol Consumption    Effects of Alcohol  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt,  Vegetarian
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice,  Coffee
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Valium,  Uses laxatives
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Churches recommend that the drinks industry should take more responsibility for the harm alcohol causes by contributing to the costs of prevention and treatment of problem drinking, much the same as is being proposed for the gambling industry.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

What is clear, she said, is that alcohol takes a greater toll on developing brains than on adult brains; adults would have to consume twice as many drinks to suffer the same damage as adolescents.
If your alcohol consumption exceeds one or two drinks a day, you can raise your blood pressure and increase the levels of fatty triglycerides in your blood stream, thus undoing the benefit of more restrained consumption.
Alcohol that a person drinks shows up in the breath because it gets absorbed from the mouth, throat, stomach and intestines into the bloodstream.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Ethanol is the alcohol in such beverages as beer, vodka drinks , wine, and brandy.
Alcohol is found in some drinks, such as beer, wine, wine coolers, and liquor.
Tour Excludes: Alcohol and soft drinks, meals as specified and additional excursions.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

And the ready availability of alcoholic drinks and tobacco is responsible for the widespread dependence on alcohol and nicotine.
Myth: Alcohol is an addictive drug, and everyone who drinks long and hard enough will become addicted.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It is important to be aware that mixed drinks often contain more than 1-1/2 ounces of alcohol and that the alcohol content of different beers may vary as much as 40 percent.
Heavy alcohol use is common among young people: in 1992, 21 per cent of male and 17 per cent of female secondary school students reported drinking five or more alcoholic drinks in a row at least once in the preceding fortnight.
They were either given two different doses of alcohol (the equivalent of two or four drinks) or a drink which just had an alcohol smell and taste.
 
 
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