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Topic: Alcoholic drinks

Related:
  Drink    Alcoholic  
  Food and Drink    Soft Drinks  
  Bar Drinks    Alcoholic beverages  
  Make sure you drink    Coffee Drinks  
  Alcoholics Anonymous    Drink Alcohol  
  Sports Drink    Drinks Party  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Cup of coffee
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite food(s):Pasta pastas,  Sushi,  Fish and chips
Interest(s):Travelling
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade,  Orange Juice,  Coke
Worst habit(s):Drinking,  Smoking,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Alcoholic drinks and Tobacco products imported in excess of the free allowance are charged to duty at the rates applicable to their commercial imports.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Drinkers of 20 alcoholic drinks per week or less showed similar odds ratios for oral cavity or pharynx cancer as never drinkers.
Alcoholic drinks have no nutritional value but they are rich in calories.
Alcoholic Drinks have a high calorie content but some drinks are better than others.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There is a bar serving a selection of hot and cold drinks and alcoholic beverages and a galley kitchen.
The alcoholic drinks offered for sale will only comprise Beers, Wines, and Spirits direct from Africa.
Alcoholic drinks, refreshing beverages, coffee, tea and cakes are served.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Alcoholic drinks can actually accelerate the dehydration process, so don’t be fooled into thinking a few beers will keep you up to par.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Alcoholic drinks and intoxicants never figured in the Prophet's life; he banned them for Muslims.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Avoid alcoholic drinks by keeping away from bars, pubs and even friends who may be drinking.
Soft drinks, beer and alcoholic beverages are to be paid for separately.
Alcoholic drinks, including hand-pulled ales, are available during normal licensing hours.
 
 
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