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Topic: Aliant Telecom

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Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Mobile phone,  Cellular
Appearance:Intimidating
Dream job(s):Banker,  Mail carrier,  Tax Collector
Favorite TV show(s):Big Brother
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite sport(s):Bowling
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Finding ringtones for their phone,  Downloading porn
Favorite destination(s):Canada
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
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John Fielding,
CEO

The Aliant Telecom Code applies to personal information about Aliant Telecom's customers and employees that is collected, used or disclosed by the company.
Aliant Telecom collects personal information primarily from its customers or employees.
Aliant Telecom may disclose personal information about its employees:
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is reflected in existing privacy and confidentiality provisions found in various Aliant Telecom policies and in applicable service rules approved by regulatory agencies over the years.
Aliant Telecom shall make known, upon request, the title of the person or persons designated to oversee the company's compliance with the Aliant Telecom Code.
Aliant Telecom shall inform its customers and employees about the existence of these procedures as well as the availability of complaint procedures.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Aliant Telecom has designated the Aliant Telecom Privacy Manager to oversee compliance with the Aliant Telecom Code.
Subject: Aliant Telecom is currently experiencing technical difficulties with its IAM (Internet Account Manager) webpage.
Aliant Telecom is investing in this upgrade now to ensure you continue to experience fast, reliable Internet service in the future.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

For more information on Aliant Telecom's commitment to Privacy, contact us at the number shown on your monthly bill, or contact us through our websites: www.
Aliant Telecom reserves the right to remove any Web pages at its discretion.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Aliant Telecom Repair Service can advise you of the charges for a visit by an Aliant Telecom technician.
 
 
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