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Topic: Ask Alice

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  Alice    Alice in Wonderland  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Sigmund Freud
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite author(s):Ayn Rand
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Interest(s):Sex education,  Psychology
Favorite movie(s):Airplane
Listens to:Blink 182
Medical note(s):Taking Viagra
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

In "Alice in wonderland" the Cheshire cat asks Alice if she can stand on her head.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Kobayashi asks Alice to babysit Rin.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

You may remember that in Lewis Carroll’s classic book, Through the Looking Glass, a very bewildered Alice asks the Cheshire Cat which way she should go.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Boris could always ask Alice what she measured and hence discover the eigenstate of his photon before he actually verified it locally.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Her classmate, Suzuki Mariko, asks Alice to join the school choir.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Go Ask Alice   is a basic health reference in question-and-answer format from Columbia University.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Healthwise office, Health Education division of Columbia University Health Services is providing a site called "Go Ask Alice" where you can ask questions or read archived questions and answers.
Go Ask Alice is an interactive question and answer service from Healthwise, the Health Education division of Columbia University Health Services.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

In The Passion of Ayn Rand , Barbara asks the probing questions we all want to see answered, questions about how Alice Rosenbaum evolved as a human being — something Rand had denied ever happened.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Go Ask Alice can bring quite a shock for someone not expecting to see a 6 foot tall rat, while Merlin's Lessons can show other kiths just what it's like to be an animal, at least for a while.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Go Ask Alice Advice on sexual and psychosocial iissues from nurse practitioners at Columbia University's Student Health Services.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Mitchell shows him a Mensa test, which asks, "Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice all took the Mensa test.
 
 
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