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Topic: Alive

Related:
  Keep Alive    Dead or Alive  
  Stay Alive    I'm alive  
  Born Alive    Staying Alive  
  Cells Alive    Wanted Dead or Alive  
  Dead or Alive 2    Dead or Alive 3  
  11 Alive    Elvis is alive  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Patient,  Humble,  Saintly
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Happy was so relieved to see he was still alive she hugged him and covered his face with her cheap cherry red lipstick.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

He was the first campaigner of humane treatment of leprosy patients who were often buried or burned alive because of the belief that a violent end purified the body and ensured transmigration into a healthy new existence.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

She's still alive and calls me at 6am to be sure I know it.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The keep alive RRQ shall reset the time to live timer in the Gatekeeper, allowing the registration to be extended.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

That is a story that is as alive for us today as it was in 1597 when Shakespeare created Romeo And Juliet.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Dugongs are still alive in Asian waters but became extinct in Florida about 2 1/2 million years ago, the same time manatees were beginning to show up in the fossil record.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Non of them is alive today but the trail of glory that they left after them will always kindle new faith and patriotism in the hearts of the people off all succeeding generation.
Mark Harris,
Priest

We are proud that this tradition is still alive in many of our parishes thus emphasising the importance of the individual.
It is a proclamation that Christ is alive and present in the midst of all who gather in his name.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The radio was alive with reports that missile launch complexes were being directly threatened, fire fighters were being injured and positions were being abandoned as crews fled to safety.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

John was alive in 1428 but dead by 1431 when the manor was held by his widow Agnes, then wife of John Bevyle.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Bardic traditions are still alive and well today in Wales.
 
 
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