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Topic: I'm alive

Related:
  Alive    I'm sorry  
  Keep Alive    Dead or Alive  
  I'm real    I'm blue  
  I'm moving    I'm gone  
  Stay Alive    I'm still here  
  I'm bored    I'm a firm believer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's,  Finding ringtones for their phone
Listens to:B2K,  Backstreet Boys,  Bon Jovi
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I look forward to every day that I'm alive now that I know how close I've come to not seeing another one.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I'm considered to be one of the very best color printers alive today and one of a scant handful of artists still making dye transfer prints.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I'm still alive and kicking and I'm still working on FreeProxy, it's internal network code needs some reworking to make it more stable in high-stress environments.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

I'm a mystical warrior with ancient near-magic powers, and everyone else thinks my shaman is dead but I think he's alive and needs me?
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Im also doing this for my family and I'm so sorry that I wasnt interested when all my aunts and uncles were alive because its really difficult now to find what I would simply have to ask for years ago.
I'm planning on staying alive a very long time, but in case something should ever happen to me, I want you to know I've decided to share my life and become an organ and tissue donor.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I'm still a fucking commie, I am and will be vegetarian and sXe, but all of this has matured through ways that hopefully will continue to be alive.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Anyway, I just wanted to say hi and let everyone know that I'm still alive and still working every day to make sure you can enjoy as soon as possible the new features I've added to Kyodai Mahjongg.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Yes, Mitch, I'm alive, though I've been staying out of work, feeling a bit under the weather.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I'm all up for dance music, but there's still something about rock music that's alive in your speakers.
I'm alive, he's dead, and it's not as if I didn't know that going in to this thing, he told himself.
I'm sure he would he saw it as a big deal but Rickey still knows he's the fastest rider alive and knows he can beat anyone who sits in that stadium.
 
 
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