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Topic: Stay Alive

Related:
  Stay    Alive  
  Stay at Home    Stay here  
  Keep Alive    Places to Stay  
  Dead or Alive    Extended Stay  
  Stay connected    Stay at home Mom  
  I'm alive    Born Alive  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bonnie & Clyde
Favorite possession(s):Baseball cap
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Bad point(s):Evil
Dream job(s):Housewife
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite actor(s):John Candy
Likes to wear:Baseball cap,  Sports bra
Listens to:Backstreet Boys
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite political figure(s):John F Kennedy
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

To stay alive, you need about 10 calories per pound of body weight per day.
I would have to say that my determination to stay alive and get my body healthy is what is keeping me going.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

If your cursor freezes often, but your keyboard stays alive, you may want to explore shareware like RecognizeMouse , Escapade , or YesNoCancel to help you get by.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

His take on the Pentagon bureaucracy, while strongly critical, never lapses into Strangelovian clichés and stays alive to the human foibles of the policy-making apparat.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Some victims’ families have reconciled or forgiven the convicted, but in most cases, the pain stays alive for years, eating away and causing unbearable pain at times.
John Fielding,
CEO

A corporation stays alive because customers continue to pay more for goods than the "real" cost of production.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

If the caster is killed by undead he stays alive for the duration of the spell.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

While it is exciting that this book stays alive, growing and changing, the process of becoming more inclusive has been painful and difficult at times.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

The blight does not damage the tree's root system, and hope stays alive in new shoots that spring from old roots beside decaying stumps.
However, despite a massive overdose of morphine, Gavin stays alive.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It is an area south of Brisbane, which stays alive day and night.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

The spirit of patriotism stays alive for the children as an emphasis is put on signing patriotic music and honoring veterans with special programs.
 
 
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