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Topic: All I

Related:
  All I need    All that  
  All I want    I know  
  I like    All About  
  I go    I love  
  Here I    All In One  
  I found myself    I E  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:B2K
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This is the largest organization in the nation that is exclusively training and certifying legal videographers in all phases of legal video and I am proud of my affiliation.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This is basically all the ideas that I have about the forum and how to use it, I think that is a good start point in order to solve all the little problems that we have.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I didn't even cut but I got a rush just from having the blade so close to my vein and knowing that all I had to do was slide my hand downward for just one inch and I would easily cut it.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All in all I think that the site is really gonna get good once I begin to accept online credit cards.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I have placed all previous work in a company that does nothing but sell archived CD releases and markets that material for sale to other artists.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

All I had been able to deduce was that the field's arrow of time was oriented oppositely from the direction it took in this universe.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I was busy all weekend so I didn't get to make any posts, and I forgot to post it for the 45 minutes that I was up at the start of Saturday, but Saturday April 17th was Victoria's birthday!
I was surprised at first but then I realised that it is of course everyone's pool and they are all checking to make sure that it is being built right.
I was sorry I didn't see whales, but it didn't matter because it was all so great.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I know all the books and stuff say it's OK, but I don't know if we ever really shake our old Puritan upbringing.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

I believe all of our witnesses today will agree with me that we need a comprehensive strategy embracing both demand and supply reduction in our struggle against drug abuse.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I was laughing so hard that people were popping their heads into my cube to see if I was all right.
 
 
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