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In the News - 7 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: All I need

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Good kisser

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Appearance:

Overweight, Butt Ugly

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Skater clothes

Listens to:

B2K, Cher, Backstreet Boys

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I was up all night with the most creepy feeling of chills going through me for the rest of the night the story was tragic and gave me goosebumps, definitly needs a sequel.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

All I would recommend is that you wait to get your maternity clothes, until you really need to as you don't want to buy huge quantities or be left with a beautiful range of winter maternity wear during a warm summer pregnancy.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

I think all of the described 3 planet patterns and at least the cradle of the 4 planet patterns needs an explanation.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I don't need the fucking track lights and ferns and leather couches and all that crap.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All I need is a huge web site with unlimited bandwidth and ftp uploading, for which I don't have to accept banner adverts or pay anything.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I don't need all those fancy desktop publishing programs and specialty programs to make labels, cards, etc.

Mark Harris,
Priest

All I know is that I don't need a shroud in order to believe in the existence of Jesus Christ.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I don't need NetNewsWire in my browser - I have a background process that accumulates all the feeds and loads them onto a web page ready for the server on my machine to give to me.
But I need all of the functions to work on it and they don't and I think I have tried all I can think of and my roll-n-scroll still does not work.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I mean, I'm all for marijuana legalization, but I don't need to hear three different songs about it.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I think watching all the Survivor stuff and seeing Paul go try out for The Weakest Link made me realize I need to have more cool experiences that don't requiring coming face to face with death.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I want all yall to know,even if i dont you, i love you and i care for you and im here if anyone ever needs to talk.

User Talk

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