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Topic: All I want

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Good kisser

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Appearance:

Overweight, Butt Ugly

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Skater clothes

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

Cher, B2K, Backstreet Boys

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

All I want to eat is chocolate ice cream and cookies, which is not me, I don't even like ice cream.
I didn't want her to be alarmed since the tests thus far were all normal except for the sugar level of my blood which was at 41.
I feel like all I am is a pretty face and that men who do this don't want to know me.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I don't want to have to buy a Macintosh system when all I would really want to use is the OS itself.
I don't want all developers to recieve email from projects they aren't a part of.
I don't want to reduce my image, just because you want to force Lisp to keep it all in memory.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I don't mean that I would want to find out what all of the buildings are and visit museums and art galleries.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

I really don't think that I want to go through all the upgrades necessary to bring the car up to date.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

DILL I want to hunt coons but i dont have any dogs, all i have i a 22.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I also want to hear all of the cute kitten stories and get pictures of the kids so I don't miss them so much!
I want to ask for help but I don't want to keep my sister from getting all the help she needs.
I don't want to have to stop along the way for a rest -it takes all night long to go all the way around the world delivering toys.

User Talk

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