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Topic: Allegheny College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Funeral director

Favorite artist(s):

Andy Warhol

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, Swimming, American Football

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball), Jesse Owens

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Winning the lottery

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Tramber has a degree from the Connelly Technical Institute in Surgical Technology and was pursuing a second degree from the Community College of Allegheny County in Business Administration prior to his move to North Carolina.
The Community College of Allegheny County has designed a program to accommodate workers of US Airways who have been laid off since September 11.
The college has an interdisciplinary approach which responds to the educational and training needs of the businesses and industries in the Allegheny County region.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

It was the sixth college secret fraternity and the first to originate west of the Alleghenies.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

ALLEGHENY COLLEGE Ray Shafer attended Allegheny College from 1934 to 1938.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Eileen is a Highest Honors graduate with an Associate in Science in Paralegal from the Community College of Allegheny County and a recipient of the Phi Theta Kappa Honor Society International Distinguished Member Award.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

In 1990, Allegheny College with the Meadville-Western Crawford County Chamber of Commerce instituted the annual Raymond P.

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