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Topic: Alpha

Related:
  Alpha Omega    Alpha Phi  
  Alpha Course    Kappa Alpha  
  Alpha Male    Alpha Centauri  
  Alpha Hydroxy    Lambda Chi Alpha  
  Phi Alpha Delta    Alpha Gamma Delta  
  Alpha Kappa    Alpha Lipoic Acid  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Slashdot
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Apple Computer,  Linux box
Currently has on their coffee table:Mac Today
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Interest(s):Chemistry,  Physics
Favorite movie(s):Star Trek,  National Lampoon's Animal House
Favorite computer game(s):Quake,  Counter Strike,  Tetris
Favorite online activity(s):Finding warez
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy
Favorite quote(s):"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

PLACEMENT BUREAU Phi Alpha Theta maintains a placement bureau for the benefit of its members; the services of this bureau are available to the members of the Society without charge.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Alpha Messaging Software is a very basic package for use with all Alpha, Beta, or Solar Series LED displays.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It stimulates both alpha and beta receptors and its peripheral actions are due partly to norepinephrine release and partly to direct effects on receptors.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

He was elected into the Psi Sigma Alpha National Honor Society and received the Sigma Sigma Phi Outstanding Senior Award and the Chancellor’s Award upon graduation.
They enter alpha and numeric data in various formats and verify the accuracy of previously processed work.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

We would like to thank the Eta Eta Omega Chapter of the Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority and the Zeta Eta Zeta Chapter of the Zeta Phi Beta Sorority for helping to make this possible.
The Lambda Chapter of Alpha Gamma Upsilon became a colony of Sigma Phi Epsilon in April 1967.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The 2003 Alpha Delta Phi Literary Competition is open to all initiated undergraduate members of the Alpha Delta Phi Fraternity and the Alpha Delta Phi Society.
Alpha numeric paging system to better service your needs.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Hemoglobin is made of two subunits derived from genes in the alpha gene cluster on chromosome 16 and two subunits derived from genes in the beta gene cluster on chromosome 11.
When alpha emission or beta emission leaves the daughter nucleus in a higher permitted energy level, the nucleus stabilizes to the ground state by the emission of one or more gamma photons.
Alpha radiation is much slower than beta or gamma radiation; therefore, it is much more efficient than the faster radiation, causing more ionizations per millimeter of distance traveled.
 
 
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