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Topic: Alpha Male

Related:
  Alpha Phi    Male Body  
  Male    Male Female  
  Alpha Omega    Alpha  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their father
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Personality:Aggressive
Politics:Gay activism
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Model,  Housewife
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Favorite activity(s):Making love,  Working
Favorite animal(s):Chimpanzee,  Elephant,  Wolf
Likes to wear:Beard,  Miniskirts
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cross-dressing for a day,  Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Alpha and beta males weighed more than other group members, and gained mass only when supplementally fed.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

The males showed absolute parietal Delta, asymmetry in temporal Alpha and frontal Beta, and coherence in central Beta.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

If you like books with dominating and wickedly sexy alpha males and fragile but feisty heroines.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Alpha males (not that I saw one within fifty miles of the place) were given the option of hanging out at the “guys only” Johnny Walker Blue spa and bar where they could drown their troubles.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Harem areas are densely populated with females and pups, and surrounded on their outer edges by bachelor males attempting to copulate or challenge the alpha male.
Males who do not manage to control their own harem spend the breeding season jockeying for position on the edges of the harems, as the dominant animals of these fringe zones may gain an opportunity to mate with a female while the alpha male is asleep or distracted.
In the same way that lesser males in a chimpanzee troop have a desire to touch the alpha male as he passes by, we feel that we can somehow share in the aura of the superior mate.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The males showed asymmetry in frontal Theta and temporal Alpha.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

For the males, all scales except the Change and Succorance scales have alpha coefficients over.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Do dominant Alpha Males have all the fun and leave the most descendants, or do "Sneaky Fuckers" beat them at their own game?
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

He has a penchant for playing tough talking alpha males, but is also able to exhibit an emotional depth that catches you by surprise no matter how many times you may see it.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The alpha female also mates with other males if her mate loses interest near the end of estrus.
 
 
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