Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Alta Vista Translation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Dictionary

Religion(s):

Taoist, Muslim

Favorite author(s):

Dante Alighieri

Favorite TV show(s):

Anime stuff

Favorite body part(s):

Soul

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
The Koran

Interest(s):

Latin, French, German

Favorite great thinker(s):

Omar Khayyam

Favorite computer game(s):

Civilization

Favorite destination(s):

Baghdad, Spain

Listens to:

Enya

Favorite philosopher(s):

Confucius, Thomas Aquinas, Spinoza

Favorite quote(s):

"I'm sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

The translations are provided by Alta Vista.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Just copy the words you wish to create onto the Windows Clipboard, then paste them into Alta Vista's translation tool.
It is the computerized translation of part of my homepage, and it was prepared with the "translate" command of Alta Vista, which uses the new " babelfish " software.
Alta Vista: Translations - translate web pages or your own text from or to several languages.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

If you need basic language translation try Alta Vista's Babelfish translator.
Alta Vista's Translation Service for those Lacanian Links that you cannot understand.
alta vista's translation Find what you are

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Alta Vista Translation Service - If you want to read web sites in another language, or you need to translate emails.
For the following I used SysTran , a translation engine which you can try out for free on web pages through Alta Vista.
Translation Service: Alta Vista's Babelfish: Translate any web page or text.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Add a alta vista Babel fish to your browser for quick German/English translations.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Lisa 2005-03-07 08:53:23	What is the Spanish translation of bat?
From: 2005-06-04 16:46:53	glioom tumor die uitgaat van steunweefsel van de hersenen

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Your friends really should know a little more about Alta Vista Translation, don't you think?

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.