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Topic: Alternative Cancer Treatments

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma, Positive outlook

Appearance:

Beautiful

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Personality:

Depressive, Suicidal, Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Hair, Eyes

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Infected with HIV

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"A watched pot never boils"
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Many alternative and complementary medical treatments for cancer were now available in the United States, which lessened the demand for the Tijuana clinics.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Steve Dunn is a cancer survivor and has created an informative and comprehensive site that also takes a balanced look at alternative treatments.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The Role of Alternative Medicine A variety of complementary therapies have been used by persons with all types of cancer to reduce side effects of treatments such as nausea and pain.
Alternative treatments are important in prevention but also in decreasing the aggressiveness of a cancer.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

If you are interested in the scientific research that has been done on alternative cancer treatments including Essiac , you may want to read a report published by the U.
Chapter 11 discusses alternative treatments for prostate cancer that have yet to be accepted by the medical community.
Most cancer patients that use alternative therapies will continue to pursue conventional treatments as well.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Alternative Cancer Treatments - by Robert Hurt-many articles!

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