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In the News - 7 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: I will always love

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Good kisser

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Personality:

Spoilt brat, Loving

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Appearance:

Overweight

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite movie(s):

The Bodyguard

Listens to:

98 Degrees, B2K

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

I always love the 3 foot rawhide candy cane I get in my stocking.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I always love it when I get assigned to cover a band that I really dig because it makes my job that much easier.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

I will always love playing and listening to mainstream jazz.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

I always love to read anything about the Hebrides and especially the Isle of Muck.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I was always drawn to the unrequited love themes or the forbidden or impossible loves that could never be.
I always love to read the Happy Endings page when I visit the Humane Society web page.
I will always love you and cherish your memory forever!

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I always love how Nintendo can dress up the most brutal violence in such a cute little package.
I always love shooting through the I90 Bike Tunnel at the start of Cannonball.
I will always love you as I would have loved my own sister.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I always love how these reviews always leave out the fact that you need to have a virus scanner on the pc which slows even the fastest machine on the planet to a crawl.
I always love cases which have these front ports for USB and other things because it make it so much easier and less time consuming to do what you need to do.

User Talk

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