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Topic: Saliva Always

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pamela Anderson

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Good point(s):

Good kisser

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Aggressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cat Fancy magazine

Dream job(s):

Mail carrier

Favorite TV show(s):

Survivor

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting

Favorite body part(s):

Teeth, Breasts

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Rottweiler, Dog

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Undergoing therapy, Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite quote(s):

"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Saliva always surrounds the teeth in our mouth.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Saliva is very effective and always available, failing which a good silicone solution will suffice.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Spread by animal bites or through the saliva of an infected animal, rabies is always fatal.
Spread by bites or contact with the saliva of an infected animal, rabies is always fatal.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Saliva-Always (up 3 positions) buy it!

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Rabies - Not always lethal, not proven to be transmittable through saliva, live virus utilized for immunizing dogs can induce rabies in ferrets.

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