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Topic: Alzheimer's

Related:
  Alzheimer's disease    Alzheimer's Care  
  Alzheimer's Association    Symptoms of Alzheimer's  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Insane
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Brain
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Medical note(s):Family history of schizophrenia,  Approaching psychosis,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Brevard Alzheimer's Foundation depends primarily on donations and revenues received from direct care services.
Alzheimers New Zealand Inc Making a tandem skydive has to be the most exhilarating way of raising funds for charity, and is a great team building event.
The Alzheimer's Society has been campaigning for over twenty years to raise the awareness of the condition and to fund research into all its aspects.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Alzheimer's disease is a degenerative disease of the brain that occurs in about 5% of people over the age of 65, and it is much more common in people over the age of 85.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Alzheimers Disease is primarily an old age disorder in which competent individuals become agitated, uncomprehending, with profound loss of cognitive function finally requiring continued and complete care.
Alzheimer's residents have certain abilities and potentials that can be nurtured and enhanced to compensate for some of their losses.
Is It Alzheimer's: Warning Signs You Should Know Memory loss, confusion and disorientation are symptoms of dementing illness.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Before Alzheimer's was a household word, I spent weeks visiting a woman who was caring for her husband, who was slowly losing his mind.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Alzheimer's disease is a condition in which the brain cells are damaged from either the presence of tangles of fibers and clusters of degenerative nerve endings in areas that are important for memory and intellectual functions or a loss of neuro transmitters.
The Alzheimer's findings are among the first payoffs for an investment that U of L and the state of Kentucky have made in the field of proteomics, but the benefits ultimately are expected to include federal research grants and the arrival of biotechnology companies.
Alzheimer's disease is distinguished from other forms of dementia by characteristic changes in the brain that are visible only upon microscopic examination.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Alzheimer's advocates nationwide are trying to stop the budget cut by lobbying government officials and encouraging citizens to contact their legislators.
 
 
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