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Topic: Bank of America for online banking

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  Online    Banking  
  Bank    America  
  Online banking at Bank One    Royal Bank 146 s Online Banking  
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  America bank banking line  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  DVD player,  Wiretap kit
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  President of the United States
Favorite era(s):1700s
Favorite explorer(s):Christopher Columbus
Favorite movie(s):The Lion King
Listens to:Fiona Apple,  Pearl Jam,  Fleetwood Mac
Favorite destination(s):South America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Favorite philosopher(s):Bentham,  John Stuart Mill
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

With Bank of America, you get free Online Banking service, that lets you pay virtually anyone online- and take more control of your finances.
Online Banking gives you secure Internet access to your Bank of America accounts.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Jeff
2004-12-23 21:31:43
I can't believe that Bank of America just robbed my family of $132 just before Christmas!!! I had enough money in my account to cover three transactions scheduled to come through. Those showed in my "pending" as one charge for $2, one for $17, and one for $7. One that did NOT show in my pending was an EFT for $213. All four went through on the same business day, and OF COURSE they charged my account the $213 first, so that there wouldn't be enough for the others. So instead of generating ONE overdraft fee, I got FOUR! Had they debited the account for the others FIRST I would only have gotten one overdraft fee for the $213 charge, which NEVER showed in the pending to be taken out! Add to that, the transfer I made for $100 into that account that they didn't count until the next day, even though they say, "the first $100 of any deposit is available immediately." I guess that is unless they can extort $132 from an out of work American family just a couple of days before Christmas! Those UNFAIR overdraft fees actually resulted in my account being overdrawn again the next day, and now they are really robbing me blind. I guess this is what they mean by the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer. When I spoke to them about which one they took first, they couldn't have cared less. They treated me like I was dirt on their shoe!!! This is how to treat a person that has been their customer for 10 years? They read me the script like a robot, regardless of me actually making sense. I would hear, "I understand how you feel, but..." But I guess those phone jockeys are trained to care as much as the greedy CEO of this organization. I have told all of my neighbors, I will be telling my co-workers, friends, family, and everyone I come into contact with from now on. Everyone will know how Bank of America robbed a family just before Christmas, and cost us the meal we were planning to buy for our Christmas dinner.
From:
Shirley Raymond
2005-08-09 21:10:38
Am looking for my Bank of America homelink account so that I can pay my bills
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