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Topic: Best Doctors in America

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Nurse

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Eyes, Skin

Interest(s):

Sex education

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Making the world a better place, Being normal

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Family history of schizophrenia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Dr Tessler is the only physician in Michigan specializing in hair transplantation to have been named in The Best Doctors in America (1997-2001), a health professional referral guide complied by surveying the opinions of 5,000 physicians.
This new regional guide is designed to accompany the national publication, The Best Doctors in America, now in its second edition and widely regarded as the preeminent referral guide to the medical profession.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Best Doctors in America: Pacific Region is based on an exhaustive survey in which more than 5,000 physicians in the Pacific area were asked to rate the clinical abilities of their peers.
With more than five dozen physicians featured in The Best Doctors in America, the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial Medical Center has more staff listed in this prestigious reference book than any other hospital in South Florida.
He has been selected to be included in the publications Best Doctors in America 1996 - 1997 and Best Doctors in America 1998 -1999.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

America's Best Antioxidant� is endorsed by many of the world's leading research scientists and doctors on free radicals, "anti-aging" and antioxidants plus major health foundations.
Saper is the author of seven books and over 200 medical articles and textbook chapters and has be en cited repeatedly in The Best Doctors in America and The Best In Medicine.
He has authored over 400 scientific publications, and has been listed in Best Doctors in America since its inception.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Those three doctors, who risked the fiery furnace, represent a way that is more likely to win the hearts of those who both fear and resent our materialism and secularism and wealth and militarism, than will the threat of bombs and missiles and hoards of America�s finest and best military personnel.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I moved to America and got leukemia and Hashem knew that the US had the best doctors for leukemia.
He is listed in Who's Who in America, Who's Who in Medicine and Healthcare and How To Find The Best Doctors in the New York Metro Area.
He is an active primary care physician and rheumatologist and was named one of the Best Doctors in America.

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