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Topic: Best Lawyers in America

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Rotten.com -sie -zu -eine
Most admires:Monica Lewinksy
Good point(s):Remorseful
Intelligence:Incompetent
Religion(s):Scientologist
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Private Detective,  Priest
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Interest(s):Law
Likes to wear:Business suits,  Miniskirts
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting a divorce,  Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He is listed in The Best Lawyers in America and served as president of the Computer Law Association.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

He is named to Best Lawyers in America and is a member of the Inner Circle of Advocates – the 100 top trial lawyers in the United States.
John Fielding,
CEO

Best Lawyers in America has announced Ten More attorneys with NEXSEN PRUET JACOBS & POLLARD, LLC have been named among the best attorneys in their respective fields of practice.
Jon is a Fellow of the College of Labor and Employment Lawyers and is regularly listed in the publication Best Lawyers in America as well as being recognized locally in the monthly magazine Law and Politics as one of Seattle’s best lawyers.
The Best Lawyers in America 1999-2000 were asked to provide the top names in quality legal counsel for range of consumer matters.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Best Lawyers in America Consumer Guide and listing on the web site.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Phelps is listed in The Best Lawyers in America and has been recognized three times by Indianapolis Monthly as one of the finest family law attorneys in Indianapolis.
Keefe, are listed in The Best Lawyers in America in the area of personal injury and criminal litigation.
He is a Fellow of the American College of Trial Lawyers and for the last thirteen years has been included in The Best Lawyers in America.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Nixon was voted Best Advocate of the Senior Prize Trials Team Competition and was a member of the Association of Trial Lawyers of America Regional Champion trial team.
He is listed in the Best Lawyers in America and was elected a member of both the American College of Trial Lawyers and the American Board of Trial Advocates.
He is a fellow of the prestigious American College of Trial Lawyers and has been chosen for inclusion in The Best Lawyers in America.
 
 
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