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Topic: Cancer Treatment Centers of America

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Treatment Center

Cancer America

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Heart

Favorite royal(s):

Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Parenting magazine

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Banker

Education:

Post-graduate

Listens to:

Jazz

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Cancer Treatment Centers of America at Midwestern Regional Medical Center HVAC.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Mayo is Vice Chairman of Development of the Cancer Treatment Centers of America.
Cancer Treatment Centers of America at Hampton Roads - Arrival Guide.
Cancer Treatment Centers of America at Hampton Roads.

John Fielding,
CEO

Thanks to the generous underwriting of daily operation expenses by Cancer Treatment Centers of America.
He recently served for over 7 years as Vice President of Nutrition for Cancer Treatment Centers of America.
Cancer Treatment Centers of America National Auto Dealers Association WGN TV WLS 890AM Bloomingdale's Amli Real Estate U.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Cancer Treatment Centers of America at Tulsa , Tulsa.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Up to 70 advanced melanoma patients will be enrolled at leading cancer treatment centers throughout North America.
Cancer Treatment Centers of America.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Ted 2005-04-09 04:23:26	Hi i am looking for treatments, info, etc. on a very rare form of luekemia and was wondering if you could tell me where to search.
From: Karla Wallace 2005-05-04 07:35:48	Hi. My mother has had Polycythemia Vera for about 20 years now and she had gone into the spent phase and then a week ago was diagnosed with Acute Leukemia. She is 65 years old and in a weakened condition...we are told that in-hospital intense chemotherapy is the only thing they can do and there is less than a 20% chance of remission but that the treatment would probably kill her. I am searching for any help I can get??? Please. Karla
From: teri 2005-05-30 19:36:43	my husband has cancer in the throat.dr. removed voicebox &now he has a trach.The right side of his neck has now swollen and it appears to be coming "to a head".He was done w/ rad. in march of 04.The tumor board says it is now in the neck muscle.Is there another treatment he can take ?He is in a lot of pain also.
From: Christy Brooks 2005-08-28 14:03:51	My grandmother is getting ready to undergo chemo for bladder cancer. She is 85 and anemic. She is frightened of the side-effect especially the sickness. Is there anything she can eat or drink or take that will help her from feeling sick and weak. Are there any secrets?

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