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Topic: Constitution of the United States of America

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bart Simpson
Favorite possession(s):Gun
Personality:Devout
Politics:Religious right,  Democrat,  Conservative
Religion(s):Atheist
Favorite era(s):1920s,  1970s
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Interest(s):Law
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet,  Being nude in public
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):National Rifle Association,  Electronic Frontier Foundation,  Klu Klux Klan
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Constitution of the United States of America This text transcript version, from the National Archives and Records Administration, has hyperlinked the portions that have been amended or superseded.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

America is a nation full of guns and guaranteed the right to own and bear arms, by the Constitution of the United States.
Constitution The United States Constitution serves as the law of the land for America and indicates the intent of our Founding Fathers.
It is important to understand that if the US Constitution was never ratified in 1788 the United States of America would have continued under the Articles of Confederation.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Have you read the constitution of the United States of America for yourself or are you just staking that on Tom Brokaw or Peter Jennings word?
Mark Harris,
Priest

Annotated Constitution and Canons for the Government of the Protestant Episcopal Church in the United States of America otherwise known as The Episcopal Church.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Laws of the United States of America and the State of Minnesota governing the conduct of elections to public office shall be part of this constitution.
Laws of the United States of America and the Commonwealth of Kentucky governing the conduct of elections to public office shall be part of this constitution.
The Constitution of the United States of America sets out certain rights that must be protected by any proposed Internet voting program.
 
 
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