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Topic: America Online Instant Messenger

Related:
  Online    Messenger  
  Instant    America  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Mobile phone
Intelligence:Intelligent
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite TV show(s):Buffy the Vamipre Slayer
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:fcuk
Favorite computer game(s):Quake,  StarCraft,  Counter Strike
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Finding warez,  Sending greeting cards
Listens to:Christina Aguilera,  Guns N Roses
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
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Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

 America Online's Instant Messenger - or for those of you on AOL you can use the BUDDIES LIST to contact me through this as well.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

 Outages at America Online's popular AOL Instant Messenger left users fuming and the company scrambling to fix what it described as an "equipment glitch.
America Online holds the exclusive copyright for the AOL Instant Messenger (TM) software.
America Online Instant Messenger - For use with America Online and AOL Instant Messenger.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 You can send instant messages to anyone who has signed up for the AOL Instant Messenger service, or anyone who subscribes to America Online or Compuserve 2000.
AOL Instant Messenger is America Online's real-time chat software which links up millions of users daily.
America Online's Instant Messenger, or AIM, started out as a personalized, private chat program for AOL users.
 
 
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From:
Bliss-Manly
2004-11-15 13:16:44 		please i really want to register with "America online" so that I can be sending mail and chatting with friends through it.
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